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• I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year. . . for cheating on my metaphysics final.
  You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me....
• When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam
  I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. -- Woody Alle...
• I should have stayed in college." "What would you be if you had stayed in college?
  "I was in the black studies program. By now I could have been black." -- Woody Allen, "Banana...
• I was the best I ever had. -- Woody Alle
• I am at two with nature. -- Woody Alle
• The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Alle
• I am two with nature. -- Woody Alle