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I went to college--majored in philosophy. My father said, "Why don't you minor in communications so you can wonder out loud?
So I did. I got out of school, landed a job as a morning DJ on an all-ph...
I went to correspondence school. They threw me out from there.
I played hooky ... I sent them an empty envelope. -- Baron Munchausen (Jack Pearl)...
I went to my first computer conference at the New York Hilton about 20 years ago.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. -- Steven Wrigh
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.
They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -- Steven Wrigh...
I went to the bank and went over my savings. I found out I have all the money that I'll ever need.
If I die tomorrow. -- Henny Youngma...
I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City.
Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited....
I went to the doctor for a check-up. It was ok, he was there.
I went to the doctor. I said, "Doc, my foot! I can't walk!
He said, "You'll be walking before the day is over." He took my car. -- Buddy Hacke...
I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains I looked to the children, I drank from the fountain There's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line.
The less I seek my sou...

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