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I wave my private parts at your auntie
I wave my private parts at you, you stupid englishman!
IWBNI: // [abbreviation] `It Would Be Nice If'. Compare {WIBNI}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary
I wear a cape. You take pictures. It is not a perfect world.
-- Bruce Wayne philosophizes to his girlfriend in BATMAN...
I wear black on the outside cause black is how I feel on the inside -- Morrissey
I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. -- Steven Wrigh
I wear their scorn as a badge of honor.
I weep for the future. -- Maitre d' of Chez Lui
I welcome criticism write yours here _______
I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake.
I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake....

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