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I went out bicycling one afternoon, and suddenly, as I was riding along a country road, I realised that I no longer loved Alys.
I went out with this girl who was really fat. Did you ever hear the expression "as big as a house"?
She was wearing aluminum siding. She had two pictures....
I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt.
What are you making?" "A salt lick." -- Steven Wrigh...
I went sightseeing in Windsor, Canada. As I was leaving, they asked me if I had anything to declare.
I said, "Yeah, I'm glad I don't live here!" -- Jeff Shaw...
I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's.
The clerk said, ten-four. -- Steven Wrigh...
I went to a bookstore and I asked the woman behind the counter where the self-help section was.
She said, "If I told you, that would defeat the whole purpose." -- Brian Kiley...
I went to a Catholic school where the kids were so tough the nun taught us art and how to draw composite sketches.
I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.
-- Dorothy Parke...
I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu.
The headwaiter said, Don't I know you? -- Steven Wrigh...
I went to a garage sale. How much for the garage? It's not for sale. -- Steven Wrigh

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