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I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.
I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row." -- Steve...
I went down to the drugstore and ate a chicken saled sandwhich and drank some coffee.
The coffee was overstrained and the sandwhich was as full of rich flavour as a piece torn off an old shirt....
I went from Pheonix Arizona, all the way to Tacoma, Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A. -- Steve Mille
I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder por favor.
The guy said "Is that to go?" I said, "Well what else would I want it for?" -- Emo Phillip...
I went into the grocery store today. I said, "Give me a dollar's worth of potatoes.
He said, "We don't slice 'em." I said, "Give me fifty cents' worth of Swiss cheese....
I went into this bar and sat down next to a pretty girl.
She looked at me and said, "Hey, you have two different colored socks on....
I went mad once. Did me a world of good.
I went on a diet, cut out drinking, cut out smoking, cut out eating, cut out all my bad habits, and in fourteen days, I lost a full two weeks.
-- Joe E. Lewis, 1902-1971...
I went on a non Dr. Who diet, it was the worst five minutes of my life!
I went on to test the program in every way I could devise.
I strained it to expose its weaknesses....

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