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If you sold umbrellas, it would never rain.
If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat. -- Toilet graffiti
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
If you stand straight, do not fear a crooked shadow. -- Chinese Proverb
If you stand up to be counted someone will take your seat.
If you started a business when Christ was borne and lost $
1 million a day, it would still take another 700 years before you lost $...
If you start to walk, a bus appears when you are exactly halfway between stops.
If you stay up all night wondering where the sun is, it will dawn on you.
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
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