Related:

• Rennie's Law of Public Transit: If you start walking, the bus will come when you are precisely halfway between stops.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you start typing semi-colons at the end of sentences instead of full stop
• The biggest step you can take is the one you take when you meet the other person halfway.
• when the cart stops do you whip the cart or whip the ox?
• You will be run over by a bus.
• bus topology -- the scientific study of bus stops.
• If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
  -- John Corcora...
• The minute you start to analyze why sex feels so good, it stops feeling good and starts feeling silly.
  -- Solomon Sho...
• Have you ever felt like a wounded cow halfway between an oven and a pasture?
  walking in a trance toward a pregnant seventeen-year-old housewife's two-day-old cookbook?...