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• Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?
• Why can't you remember to put the toilet seat BACK DOWN?
• You are the only person in this building who knows what he's doing.
  .. -- Toilet graffiti in government building...
• With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• The hole in a donut and the hole in a toilet seat are made of exactly the same material.
  However, you will not sell many donuts by advertising this fact....
• First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
• I learned to put the [toilet] seat down... it makes you look like a warm, caring, sensitive human being.
  -- Ralph Noble...
• The Hostess will seat you now.
• SMILEY :-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet sea