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If you steal a hundred dollars you're a crook, but if you steal a billion dollars you're a multinational business genius.
-- Peter McWilliam...
If you steal something small you are a petty thief, but if you steal millions you are a gentleman of society.
-- Greek Proverb...
If you step on people in this life, you're going to come back as a cockroach. -- Willie Davi
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker, It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock.
Or some joker who is slicker, Will trick you of your liquor, If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock....
If you stop to be kind, you must swerve often from your path. -- Mary Webb
If you stop to think about it, you're already dead.
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
-- Ben Kenobi (Star Wars)...
If you study the logistics and heuristics of the mystics, You will find that their minds rarely move in a line.
If you submit your paper to a second editor, his journal invariably demands an entirely different reference system.
-- Maeve O'Conne...
If you substitute other kinds of intellectual property into the GNU MANIFESTO, it quickly becomes absurd.
-- Cal Keega...

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