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If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. -- Earl Wilso
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master.
The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popula...
If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
If you thinks my speeling, is bad check my grammers!
If you think ... stop it.
If you think that you are sweet, take off your jock & smell the seat!!
If you think the person who inherited all that money is bad now, just imagine what would have happened if the estate were larger than it actually was!
If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it. -- Arthur Kasspe

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