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• Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
• The Osmonds! You are all Osmonds!! Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• ARCHITECTURE MAJORS stay up all nigh
• Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• You all are probably wondering what all this stuff is good for.
• Bart: Come join us, Lisa. It's so cool: you get to stay up all night drinking blood.
  Milhouse: And if you say you're a vampire, you get a free small soda at the movies....
• After Mike walked out, she decided to give up Men and raise chickens.
  Chickens didn't stay out all night, or come home drunk, or sleep with your best girlfriend....
• A good sermon leaves you wondering how the preacher knew all about you.