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• Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
• If you can still hear the music, it's not loud enough!
• If you look just close enough, you can see anything you want.
• You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit.
  If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind....
• Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
  -- Abraham Lincol...