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If you tell the truth, you must smile. Otherwise, people will kill you.
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you think Barney's a pain in the ass then you haven't met my ex!
If you think Barney's a pain, then you haven't met my wife!
If you think before you speak, the other guy gets his joke in first.
If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it. -- Reisner's Rule of Conceptual Inertia
If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it. -- Reisner's Rule of Conceptual Inertia
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. -- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
If you think it's buggers, but it's snot.
If you think it's stolen, it came from Lynk!
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