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If you took all the sincerity in Hollywood and put it in the navel of a fruit fly, you'd still have room for three carraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Alle...
If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.
-- Graffiti in the Big Te...
If you took everyone who's ever been to a Dead show, and lined them up, they'd stretch halfway to the moon and back.
.. and none of them would be complaining. -- a local Deadhead in the Seattle Tim...
If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well.
-- Ruth Carlisle...
If you treat people right they will treat you right; 90 per cent of the time.
If you truly love something, set it free. If it returns, it will be yours forever.
If it doesn't, then hunt it down and kill it!...
If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you try to please everybody, somebody is not going to like it. -- Donald Rumsfeld
If you turn blind: don't expect your dog to be turned into a seeing-eye dog.

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