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If you see nurses you better start looking somewhere for a doctor.
If you see the man who invented the wheel, send him up
I want to give him a piece of my mind. Meddler!" -- Stranger in a Strange Land, Robert A....
If you set out to take Vienna, then take Vienna. -- Napoleo
If you share a path with an elephant, no matter who stumbles, you lose.
If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and nutty.
You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-th...
If you skate on thin ice, skate _fast_!
If you slip between the thighs, be sure to condomise.
If you smoke after sex, you need lubricant.
If you smoke on the premises, we shall assume you are on fire and treat you accordingly...
If you sold tombstones, no one would die.

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