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If you take your boots off, you'll never get them back on again. -- Milt Barbe
If you take yourself seriously in politics, you've had it. -- Lord Carringto
If you talk about yourself, he'll think you're boring.
If you talk about others, he'll think you're a gossip....
If you talk the talk, you damn well better walk the walk.
-- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? -- Steven Wrigh
If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.
-- Satchel Paige...
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
-- Cannon's Comme...
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. -- Mark Twai
If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supporting you
but if not, you have infinite power against you. -- Charles Gordo...

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