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If you think you have someone eating out of your hand, it is not at all a bad idea to count your fingers.
If you think you might faint, don't worry; you can always go into psychiatry.
If you think your boyfriend hits you 'because he cares'.
If you think you're boring your audience, go slower not faster. -- Gustav Mahle
If you think you're free, there's no escape possible: Baba Ram Da
If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.
-- Anita Koddick...
If you think your wife's jewellery is an investment, try selling a few pieces.
If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what happens today.
If you throw a cat out the car window, is that kitty litter?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

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