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If you started a business when Christ was borne and lost $1 million a day,
it would still take another 700 years before you lost $1 trillion.
-- Representative Phil Crane
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You would be lost without me.
If you would want to know what you would be like if you lost your mind, put a tape recorder nearby and have it running when you take your second or third drink.
DWIM /dwim/ [acronym, `Do What I Mean'] 1. adj. Able to guess, sometimes even correctly, the result intended when bogus input was provided.
2. n. obs. The BBNLISP/INTERLISP function that attempted to accomplish this feat by correcting many of the more common errors....
When all else is lost, the future still remains.
It was a hard fight, but you lost.
You will find what is not lost.
You are lost in the Swamps of Despair.
There is a feeling among sailors that borders on fatalism.
It is born of the belief that a ship can never get lost....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you begin to think in nested IF-THEN-ELSE clauses that would make a bureaucrat get lost.