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If you subtract your pulse rate from your I.Q., you get your "blood-intelligence level.
This is the rate at which you decide not to do something which might make you bleed....
If you subtract you sneaker size from the caliber of a bullet fired at you, you will get the number of centimeters you can run before being hit.
If you suffer, thank God! - it is a sure sign that you are alive. -- Elbert Hubbard
If you suspect a man, don't employ him, and if you employ him, don't suspect him.
-- Chinese Proverb...
If you take a computer apart and put it back together enough times you will end up with two computers.
.. neither of which work....
If you take a dog in, feed it and take care of it, it will come to think
"See all he is doing for me; my owner must be a god....
If you take a oriental and turn him around so he faces west, does he become disoriented?
If you take pleasure in criticism, it's time to hold your tongue.
If you take something apart and put it back together often enough, you will eventually have two of them.
-- Rap's Law of Inanimate Reproductio...
If you take something apart, odds are you cannot get it back together again. -- SIMON'S COROLLARY

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