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  6 - one to screw it in and 5 to make the t-shirts....
• How many sorority girls -- does it take to change a light bulb.
  7, one to change it and six to go out and buy Tab (or diet Coke)....
• How many Rochester residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Fifty one - one to screw in the bulb, and fifty to comment about how much better the bulb is than light bulbs in Buffalo....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
• How many Norwegians does is take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a long story about it......
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the latter (a pun) and change the bulb....
• How many Maoists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One to screw in the bulb and a thousand to chant "Fight Darkness!...