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• How many assholes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, assholes never see the light anyway....
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they?...
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
• How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  It doesn't matter. Nobody will notice anyway....
• How many Goths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They prefer everything all black anyway....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It doesn't matter because the banjo player is gonna' change it again anyway after everybody else is done....
• How many missionaries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and thirty natives to see the light....
• How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists....