-- How many
software vendors
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the
privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb.
software vendors
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the
privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb.
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Unix system vendors
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
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-- does it take to change a light bulb ?
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-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. You can do it yourself, dammit... - How many
real women
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
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boarding school students
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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hardware engineers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
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software engineers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a hardware problem... - How many
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-- does it take to change a light bulb?
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undertakers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just paint them black and go on using them...
