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• How many Systems Assurance testers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. We just noticed the room was dark. We don't fix the problems, we just find them....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. It's a hardware problem....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many Nitpicks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They just let someone else change it, then they point out all the mistakes the bulb-changer made!...
• How many University of Chicago Economics professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. If the bulb needed fixing the market would have done it....
• Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many Microsoft engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just define darkness as an industry standard....
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We'll fix it in software....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We'll document it in the manual....