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• How many Stanford researchers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the ladder, one to turn the bulb, and one to bill the government for the house....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  That's not funny, abusive white male aggressor!!...
• How many Iranians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
• How many senators -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Jesse Jackson) Changing the light bulb is a partial solution at best....
• How many strong <ethnics> -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
• How many NRA members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and the other one to get his dick out of the gun....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. But if she was a WHITE MALE (like Donald Trump), she would be able to replace the light bulb much easier....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....