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  It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?...
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Haig) One. Snap to it, soldier!...
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Robertson) Oh, Lord, with thy divine illumination, heal this light bulb!...
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Bush) None. (Bush in an earnest lap dog voice) I resent that question....
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Kemp) It's morning in America! Why should we worry about light bulbs?...
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (DuPont) Light bulbs need to be changed? Gosh. I guess the servants have always taken care of that....
• How many psychiatrists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....