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• Q: How many pre-med's does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
• How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, pre-meds don't screw, they study....
• How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One hundred; one to change the light bulb, the other ninety-nine to stand around wondering why they weren't chosen....
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....
• How many flute players -- does it to take to change a light bulb?
  5, one to change the bulb, one to pull the ladder out from under her, and three to bitch about how much better they would have done it....
• How many safety inspectors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
• How many Cornell students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many contrabassoon players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. One to hold the bulb and the other four to figure out the fingerings....