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• How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One hundred; one to change the light bulb, the other ninety-nine to stand around wondering why they weren't chosen....
• How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
• Q: How many pre-med's does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
• How many boarding school students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have their parents do it for them....
• How many Professors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None...what do you think their graduate students are for?...
• How many academics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. That's what research students are for....
• How many computer science students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are far too busy hacking....
• How many medical students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are too busy propping up the bar....
• How many Yale students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, New Haven looks better in the dark....