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How many people -- does it take to change an object-oriented light bulb?
Change it? Aw shucks, I was going to reuse it....
How many people -- does it take to change a searchlight bulb? -- Steven Wrigh
How many people -- does it take to throw away a one WATT bulb?
? Five. A Black, a Jew, two women, and a cripple......
How many people from New Jersey -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness....
How many people in a Burger King advert -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I can't change my light bulb. But I can change my burger to a Burger King burger....
How many people in Twin Peaks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to wrap the dead one in plastic....
How many people on Get Stuffed -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four....
How many people with multiple personality disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but they're really three....
How many performance artists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the light bulb and the other to put the power tools into the bathtub filled with green Jell-O....
How many Perot supporters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all just quit and go home!...

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