Miscellaneous Collections

How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a waste of time because the new bulb probably won't work either....
How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight....
How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway....
How many Pet Shop Boys -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to sit around looking bored....
How many Ph.D thesis supervisors (advisors) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one; but every time they see a light bulb they have an irresistible urge to change it!...
How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Define "light bulb"....................
How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Hmmm... well there's an interesting question isn't it?...
How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists....
How many phone perverts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
GASP GASP The interesting thing PANT here is what GASP are they wearing when they do it?...
How many phone perverts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the whole emergency room staff at the hospital to remove it....

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