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• Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
• How many surrealists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
• Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
• How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
• How many Belgians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it....
• How many fine artists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how good it looks....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....