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• How many kindergarden kids -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, two, three... Mummy! can I use my toes?...
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• How many net.poets -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  swimming None, fish are through the of my consciousness, and edges I dark....
• How many college students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  I dunno, I forgot my calculator at home....
• How many people -- does it take to change an object-oriented light bulb?
  Change it? Aw shucks, I was going to reuse it....
• How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  I don't waste my time with these childish jokes....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many developers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  The light bulb works fine on the system in my office . . ....