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• How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.
• How many people -- does it take to change an object-oriented light bulb?
  Change it? Aw shucks, I was going to reuse it....
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It depends how many blondes there are, but some people prefer it with the lights off....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many alchemists -- does it take to change a light bulb? Into what?
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
• How many company biotechnologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
• How many dyslexics (sp?) -- does it take to bulb a like change? Eno.