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How many Pentagon procurement officers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Look, for only $...
How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people....
How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None - it will be fined (fixed ?) in the next version....
How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They aren't certain, everytime they do the math, they get a different number....
How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
How many people about to move out of the city -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don't bother, the neighborhood's been turning black anyway....
How many people at a London Vegans meeting -- does it take to change a light bulb?
All thirty....
How many people at an American football match -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three....
How many people -- does it take to change a light bulb for Bobby Fischer?
Two. One person to put the new one in, and another person to file three millimetres off it first....

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