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• How many Reagans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  What light bulb? Note: Topical to Reagan's apparent poor memory....
• How many American Imperialist Pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to put in the bulb, and two to search through the cartons of inferior American produced light bulbs for one that isn't defective....
• How many Romanians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Ceaucescu restricted them to use only one 40 watt bulb per family to save electricity....
• How many cabbage patch dolls -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  the question is irrelevant since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many....
• How many Europeans -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  Who needs a light bulb when you have two suns? Note...
• How many Reagans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one - Nancy. Note...
• How many U.S fighter pilots -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  ? Hell !, You mean it was one of OURS !?!?! Note: Topical to the shooting down of 2 allied helicopters over Iraq....
• How many city planners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six - four to write an extensive study recommending a three-way 100/200/250 watt light bulb, one to write an article in the newspaper praising the study, and one to put in a 10 watt blub instead....
• How many people in Twin Peaks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to wrap the dead one in plastic....