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How many members of the Impossible Missions Force -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many members of the Pakistan cricket team -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "The players should only have to play 80 overs in a day....
How many members of the P.L.O. -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise -- does it take to change a light bulb?
"Are you sure you want to go to red alert Sir? It does mean changing the bulb!...
How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to do the job and three to listen to him brag about the screwing part....
How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Men don't screw-in light bulbs; they think they can turn them on just by rubbing up against them....
How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, and one more to change it, and one more to keep track of how many there are, and a woman to soothe their minds and provide wax jobs....
How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? One -- men will screw anything.
How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first....

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