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How many newsmen -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he'll tell everybody....
How many Newtons -- does it take to change a light bulb? Farm.
How many Newtons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Foux! There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup....
How many Newton users -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, tharks to the extnq-producilve handwritling processcr....
How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
21 - one to change it and 20 to watch it happen without trying to stop it....
How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract....
How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....
How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None of your fuckin' business, get outta my way!...
How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two-one to get murdered under the burnt-out bulb and the other to replace it after the ensuing publicity....
How many NHS hospital staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?

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