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How many massage parlor attendants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Whatever number turns you on, big boy....
How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb....
How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It's left to the reader as an exercise....
How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. He gives it to five Oregonians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke....
How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke....
How many maths students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
20. One to change it and the rest to watch and discuss how exciting it is....
How many mechanoids -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Twelve. Y'know why? Because they're so stupid! Note...
How many medflies -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? None: they do it in the fruit.
How many medical students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They are too busy propping up the bar....
How many members of the England cricket team -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four....

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