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How many NHS hospital staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. Person (1) reports bulb is not working and requests a new one....
How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
How many Nitpicks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let someone else change it, then they point out all the mistakes the bulb-changer made!...
How many northern Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None of your f***ing business and have a nice day....
How many Norwegians does is take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a long story about it......
How many NRA members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many NRA members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to do it and the other one to get his dick out of the gun....
How many NSC members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Note...
How many NSC members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, in fourteen countries. Note...
How many nuclear engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years....

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