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  Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
• How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in an Art Deco bulb and two to shriek "Fabulous!...
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first....
• Q: How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to screw it in and one to say that light started when the screwing began....
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one. But she gets promoted three times before she finally finishes screwing it up....