Miscellaneous Collections

How many NCAA basketball players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it....
How many Necrophiliacs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....
How many Necrophiliacs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one. Oh, excuse me, could you please test the socket with your finger while I go get a new bulb?...
How many nerds -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don't have time. They are too busy taking pictures of themselves in their office....
How many net.jokers -- does it take to tell yet-another light bulb joke?
How many net.junkies -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But he's gotta cross-post it all over the goddam place....
How many net.poets -- does it take to change a light bulb?
swimming None, fish are through the of my consciousness, and edges I dark....
How many netters -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
1000 - One to invent the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
How many netters -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
2, 1 to do it and 1 to read this huge file first to check it hasn't been done already!...
How many neural nets -- does it take to change a light bulb ?
f'(x) = delta Sum log (HOUSE) / d(HOUSE)...

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