Miscellaneous Collections

How many neurophysiologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to actually do it, and nine to stand around going "Hmmm well I don't really mind who does it....
How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to work out whether it'll work in the future....
How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it & one to check the new one for bad psychic auras....
How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to check the astrology....
How many Newfies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to bite the bulb out of the socket and one to hammer the new one in....
How many New Historicists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None-historical forces will do it. The bulb-screwer is a relatively modern invention....
How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None....
How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby....
How many new romantics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to say "Wow, what an amazing concept, man !...

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