Miscellaneous Collections

How many municipal employees -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many musicians it takes to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to stand around and say, "Man, if I'd had his studio time, I could have done that....
How many musicians it takes to screw in a light bulb?
Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen in on the guest list....
How many Muslims -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb has died, it is the will of Allah, and it would be blasphemy to attempt to change it....
How many mutants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two thirds. Note: Many mutations/birth defects result in people missing limbs, etc....
How many mystery writers -- does it take to screw in light bulb?
Two, one to screw it in almost all the way in and the other to give it a suprising twist at the end....
How many NASA managers -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"That's a known problem... don't worry about it....
How many NASA technicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Native Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they have council fires instead....
How many NBC news producers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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