Related:

• How many real men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they get screwed in the ass instead....
• How many cats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many boarding school students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have their parents do it for them....
• How many Necrophiliacs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....
• How many pot growers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they use fluorescent bulbs instead....
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? One -- men will screw anything.
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....