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How many Microsoft employees -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One - but Bill Gates must inspect every single bulb and socket before the operation is started....
How many Microsoft engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard....
How many Microsoft technicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: two holding the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet....
How many Microsoft Visual C++ programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many militant lesbian feminists -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
That's not funny....
How many military information officers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many MIS guys -- does it take to change a light bulb?
MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem, and has assigned your request Service Number 39712....
How many missionaries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....
How many missionaries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, and thirty natives to see the light....
How many modern artists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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