Miscellaneous Collections

How many Mensans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
66. Eleven philosophers to ponder whether it is possible to actually do anything...
How many Mensans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The bulb isn't bright enough....
How many Mensans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The dim bulbs aren't "changed," they are humanely euthanized....
How many Mensans -- does it take to screw in a litebulb?
None. They know that litebulb is misspelled and therefore cannot exist to be screwed in....
How many men you got 'ere, Colonel?" "Oh, 7,000 infantry, 600 artillery, and 2 divisions of paratroops.
"Paratroops, Dino!" "It'd be a shame of someone was to set fire to dem." "Set fire to them?!...
How many Mexicans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
As many as will fit in the El Camino. Note: El Camino is a type of Chevrolet (no longer made) that was popular with Latinos....
How many mice -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 1, but you have to cut a hole in the skirting board for it to get in....
How many mice -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there....
How many mice -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. (Hint: They are small enough to fit inside)....
How many Microsoft employees -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $...

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