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  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? One -- men will screw anything.
• How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and another to reflect on how much more gratifying it was than a man....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. But if the bulb IS replaced, the job will go to a minority or woman contractor....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified....
• How many Iranians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to check the astrology....
• How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in real good and one to call the gynaecologist....