mathematicians

-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to five Oregonians, thereby reducing the

problem to an earlier joke.

- How many
mathematicians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke.... - Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to the earlier joke.... - How many
Oregonians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.... - How many
Oregonians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the work and 1 to hold the umbrella.... - How many
netters
-- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?

1000 - One to invent the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?... - How many
Oregonians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest the nuclear power plant that generates the electricity that powers it.... - How many
mathematicians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb....