mathematicians

-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the

problem to an earlier joke.

- Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to the earlier joke.... - How many
mathematicians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to five Oregonians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke.... - How many
Californians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience.... - How many
Californians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!... - How many
netters
-- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?

1000 - One to invent the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?... - How many
Californians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.... - How many
Californians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!...