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• How many computer science students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are far too busy hacking....
• How many academics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. That's what research students are for....
• How many Dartmouth students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, Hanover doesn't have electricity....
• How many first year civil engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. That's a second year subject....
• How many Yale students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, New Haven looks better in the dark....
• How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, pre-meds don't screw, they study....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They're all far too busy crossing the road....
• How many chess grandmasters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are too "Short"....