How Many Mathematicians -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke....
How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. He gives it to five Oregonians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke....
How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It's left to the reader as an exercise....
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
How many sorority girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
11. 1 to change the light bulb and 10 to form a survivors of darkness support group!...
How many real women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it....
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....